Available For Preorder - Ships Around 3/27

From SUX, the band that brought you classics such as Shit City and SUXCESS, comes their latest full-length masterpiece, SUX SELLS, via Youth Riot Records. SUX SELLS is jam-packed with pure rage and protein; guaranteed to give you MAX gains in 24 hours or less!!

Not horny? SUX is here to help! Kiss your husband goodbye!

After one listen to SUX SELLS, your testostrogen levels will soar like an eagle, WILD and FREE. Feel your blood pumping and your muscles swell!

You may ask yourself, what was the inspiration behind this revolutionary product destined to change the industry forever? The answer is simple; To make money and piss people off. SUX SELLS is most effective when purchased in packs of 12. Enjoy responsibly. All sales are final.

Take back control of your life, and ORDER NOW!!!